FUCK

maddoraptor:

edwrad:

are tectonic plates dishwasher safe?

idk but they’re perfect for a continental breakfast


madisonthe1975:

if u think it’s impossible to fall asleep to heavy metal then ur completely wrong


missgingerninja:

do you think when fish get thrown back by fishermen, they swim around yelling about alien abductions and the other fish stop talking to them?

splitarilloqueen:

What I come home to.

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

did u guys know that when i was 10, i did like 9 burger king commercials

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this is my legacy