FUCK

antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters


emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes


you know what really turns me on?

unprotected 

wifi 

(Source: parasailin-sarahpalin)


raptorific:

I hit words at random on iOS 8’s new predictive text feature so I could see what type of sentence my phone thinks I’m likely to say, and

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theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.